Life as we know it.

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“Oh, God, the lovebirds,” Magnus said, pulling the pillow off his face. “I hate happy couples.”

Mai312012

how to kiss

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(via sirprongs)

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(Quelle: lyrics2liveby)

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regards-draco:

Submitted by theothermadi

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shadowhunterhumor:

“Oh dear, did I just drop that giant broadsword on your head? I guess I did! Must be cause I’m blonde.”

- Cassandra Clare about Emma Carstairs from The Dark Artifices

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Reminds me of a German saying:

“Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebts sich gänzlich ungeniert”
( = as soon as your reputation is ruined you can live your life being ashamed of absolutly nothing)

(Quelle: slytherinhouserules)

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slytherinhouserules:

Slytherin House Rules | Tumblr

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Slytherin House Rules: thatsabsurdyoureabsurd: Slytherins are sexier,It’s a well-established...

thatsabsurdyoureabsurd:

Slytherins are sexier,
It’s a well-established fact.
We’re known for disregarding rules
We act how we want to act.
If you pick a Hufflepuff
You’ll find him thick of skull,
Patient, true, adoring of you
And just a trifle- dull.
Or you might choose a Ravenclaw,
If you…

(Quelle: fanfiction.net)

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cassandraclare:

“I don’t know why I ever helped you.”

“Because you like broken things.”

Sounds like Magnus & Alec to me :-(

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(via so-relatable)